#bebe and wendy dating headcanons

[vikkirosko]

Hi, If It's not much trouble could you maybe write romantic (and separate) headcanons for Wendy, Heidi, Stan, Kyle, Craig and Bebe with a sweetheart!reader? Like, this kind of girl who loves hugging /holding hands and giving little gifts, who lives to make others smile and laugh, who is always smiling and who's just a sweet sunshine ball ^^

Headcanons Sweetheart

💙 Stan Marsh x fem!Reader 🐶

You and Stan have known each other for several years and he knew perfectly well that you were a good, sunny person. Even before you started dating, you always tried to cheer up others, especially when they were upset about something. You often tried to make him laugh when he was upset about problems in his relationship with Wendy or the fact that he quarreled with friends

When you started dating, he found out that you can be even nicer than usual. You often held his hand and hugged him even more often. You've always been gentle and affectionate with everyone, but especially with him. You often gave him various little gifts to please him. Sometimes it seemed to him that you lived to make others happy and you did it well. Every time Stan was sad, you were there to cheer him up or make him laugh

You were always there when Stan needed support, for which he was grateful to you. You didn't ask questions like his friends. You were just there to cheer him up, to bring back his smile. Next to you, his mood lifted and problems disappeared

You were one of the few people who always saw when Stan was worried about something and he knew that you would never judge him. You were gentle, soft and sweet. He sincerely loved you and he was really happy with you

💚 Kyle Broflovski x fem!Reader ✡️

There were a lot of things in Kyle's life that upset him. However, when you were with him, his problems and anger went away, because for all the time that you knew him, you always tried to make him smile only. When you started dating, you started doing it even more often. Kyle could come to you annoyed or upset and you were always ready to cheer him up

You were affectionate and attentive to everyone, but especially to Kyle. You hugged him every time you saw that he was upset and took his hand when he was angry at someone, smiling gently at him. You often tried to make him laugh, seeing perfectly when he was hiding a bad mood and he was grateful to you for that, because even his best friend Stan did not always notice Kyle's emotional state

For Kyle, you were a ray of sunshine that warmed him in a city where there was almost always snow and cold. You gave him little gifts to please him. You didn't need any special reason for this, because it was nice for you just to please him and bring a smile to his face, especially after a hard day for him

Kyle was glad that you were in his life. You helped him cope with the difficulties of his life, you always tried to make your dear person happy, because you put his happiness above your own, even though Kyle told you to put yourself first and not him. You rarely listened to him when he talked about it, so Kyle himself began to make sure that you were as happy as he was happy thanks to your efforts

🖕 Craig Tucker x fem!Reader 🚀

Craig was hardly a cheerful person. Most of the time he was calm and at school it was almost impossible to see him smiling, except when you were around. You were a sunny person who was often by his side. You and Craig were dating and some of your classmates didn't understand how you could even be together. You were different from each other, but it didn't bother you

You always tried to cheer up Craig. You often held hands and he didn't care if someone giggled because of it. He liked the warmth of your palm in his and he liked when you hugged him to cheer him up or cheer him up. You saw his emotions, which he usually hid from others, and this allowed you to better understand when he needed your support and care

Sometimes you gave him small gifts. They were usually little things, but he liked them anyway. Your attention cheered him up. You were like a warm sun that warmed him on days when there were clouds on his soul. Even if his expression didn't change, it really was

Despite the fact that Craig didn't laugh at your jokes, he still liked them. He knew that you were the sun not only for him but also for others. It was as if you lived to cheer up others, but for him there was a special place in your heart that no one but Craig could take

📚 Wendy Testaburger x fem!Reader 📱

You and Wendy often spent time together. You have been dating for some time and in all that time she has never regretted it. You were a kind and caring person who always tried to help others and cheer them up. You joked a lot and smiled a lot. You often set out to improve the mood of others, but Wendy always stood in a more meaningful place for you

You often spent time together. You were one of the nicest people Wendy knew. You were glad when others smiled and were especially affectionate towards her. You often hugged her, sharing your warmth with her. When she was sad, you said nice words to her and intertwined your fingers to show her that she was not alone and you were always ready to help and support her

You often gave her different little gifts when you wanted to bring a smile to her lips. For others, these gifts might be insignificant, but Wendy was genuinely happy with your gifts and tried to give you something in return, although you never expected gifts in return

For Wendy, you were one of her dearest people. She was glad that you were in her life. You helped her feel better even when she was hiding the fact that she was upset about something. Your concern warmed her heart and she hoped that she was able to respond to you in the same way

💄Bebe Stevens x fem!Reader 💞

Every time you and Bebe were together, many joked that you shone like the sun, because you were both bright and lifted the mood of others with your presence, but for Bebe you were the real sun that illuminated her life and made her every day brighter, even if she quarreled with someone

You often walked around the school holding hands. You liked holding hands with her and you didn't worry that your classmates or anyone else would say anything about it. Bebe was ready to fight back against anyone who would try to say something bad to you, because she wasn't going to let someone upset you

You often gave her various small gifts. Bebe really appreciated such pleasant little things and every time she kissed you on the cheek as a sign of gratitude, causing you to laugh in embarrassment. She kept your gifts and sincerely enjoyed them. When Bebe asked you what she should give you, you always answered that for you her smile and her happiness were the best gifts

For Bebe, you were the warm sun that warmed her heart. She knew that no matter how bad her day was, you would always come to her, say kind words to her, hug her, make her laugh. You always did everything to cheer her up and she was grateful to you for that

🌸Heidi Turner x fem!Reader🧣

When you and Heidi met, she started reaching out to you. She liked spending time with you and she liked that you were nice and attentive to others. You've always tried to make the people around you happy and smiling. You joked a lot and were always ready to support a person in a difficult moment. When you and Heidi started dating, she found out that you can be an even more affectionate person

You loved hugging her and holding hands with her. You liked these ways of showing sympathy and Heidi responded in kind. She felt calm and warm when you hugged her. At such moments, there was little that could upset her

You did a lot to keep Heidi in a good mood and keep smiling. Sometimes you even gave her little gifts. It wasn't something expensive, it was just nice little things that lifted her spirits, but it meant a lot to her, because they were gifts that she received from you

Heidi was glad that you appeared in her life. You were that warm ray of sunshine that shone for her even when there were clouds in the sky. You made her day better with your words, your warm smile and your jokes. She knew that when you were around, she was not afraid of sadness

[tiniedemon]

— masterlist

KYLE BROFLOVSKI

stay | oneshot

dating headcanons

comforting after a breakup

insecure s/o headcanons

comforting after a breakup headcanons

two birds | oneshot

fuck buddy headcanons

part two

wiccan s/o headcanons

with a kinky s/o

with a hungover s/o headcanons

childhood friends to lovers headcanons

poly nsfw headcanons

studying headcanons

when i look at you | oneshot

glory | oneshot

wearing his clothes

poly headcanons

milf s/o headcanons

turning page | oneshot

maid cafe | oneshot

evergreen | oneshot

bet on it | oneshot

STAN MARSH

doberman | oneshot

traitor | oneshot

dating headcanons

comforting after a breakup

insecure s/o headcanons

comforting after a breakup headcanons

fuck buddy headcanons

part two

wiccan s/o headcanons

with a hungover s/o headcanons

studying headcanons

wearing his clothes

poly headcanons

milf s/o headcanons

turning page | oneshot

show and tell | oneshot

maid cafe | oneshot

evergreen | oneshot

bet on it | oneshot

KENNY MCCORMICK

kiss the girl | oneshot

dating headcanons

cardigan | oneshot

insecure s/o headcanons

comforting after a breakup headcanons

daylight | oneshot

fuck buddy headcanons

part two

wiccan s/o headcanons

with a kinky s/o

with a hungover s/o headcanons

childhood friends to lovers headcanons

poly nsfw headcanons

studying headcanons

when i look at you | oneshot

wearing his clothes

janitor’s closet | oneshot

milf s/o headcanons

show and tell | oneshot

paparazzi | oneshot

maid cafe | oneshot

bet on it | oneshot

butterfly’s repose | vent fic

she calls me back | vent fic

hold me like a grudge | oneshot

god is a woman, and so is death | oneshot

reasons kenny mccormick has been banned from us supermarkets

reasons kenny mccormick has been banned from us fast food chains

reasons kenny mccormick has been banned from us mall retail stores

ERIC CARTMAN

dating headcanons

comforting after a breakup headcanons

wiccan s/o headcanons

with a hungover s/o headcanons

BUTTERS STOTCH

dating headcanons

drunk confessions | oneshot

all’s well that ends | oneshot

alternate ending

insecure s/o headcanons

face sitting headcanons

leave a light on | oneshot

wiccan s/o headcanons

with a hungover s/o headcanons

hold me like a grudge | oneshot

CRAIG TUCKER

with a hungover s/o headcanons

poly creek headcanons

TWEEK TWEAK

with a hungover s/o headcanons

poly creek headcanons

CLYDE DONOVAN

fuck buddy headcanons

part two

with a hungover s/o headcanons

TOLKIEN BLACK

with a hungover s/o headcanons

JIMMY VALMER

face sitting headcanons

with a kinky s/o

nsfw headcanons

with a hungover s/o headcanons

cockblocker | oneshot

WENDY TESTABURGER

dating headcanons

BEBE STEVENS

dating headcanons

[p0ltergeistinyourroom]

South Park Headcanons :))

Kenny McCormick ;)

- sells magazines as a black market business at school and has Clyde as his best buyer

- Listens to hyper pop

- has a dirty blonde mullet

- cannot afford a haircut so cuts his own hair

- has a massive crush on Marjorine and flirts with her a lot even though she is clueless

- shortest out of his friends

- any pronouns

- would do ANYTHING for 10 dollars

- really close to his siblings and very protective of them

- drummer of the band

- not popular but well liked

- not good at school but surprisingly smart

- Probably high most of the time

- most popular band fandom ship is kenjorine

- always breaks his bones and saves his casts

Marjorine <3

- transfem

- deals with cartman’s crap but in the end stands up

for herself

- best friends with Kenny mccormick

- likes reading and hello kitty

- favourite colours are blue and pink

- wears light makeup

- good at drawing

- her mother divorced her father and Linda became a better person

- taller than Kenny

- works at Claire’s

- probably autistic

- listens to Mitski

- follows back everyone

- band Artist

Kyle :)

- germaphobe

- slightly paranoid

- has a complex hair routine and spends an hour trying to flatten it down

- supports his friends and is the most responsible in the group

- first to get his driver’s license

- transmasc

- still close to his brother Ike

- Still Stan’s sbf

- has matching profile pictures with Stan and has friendship bracelets

- band bassist

- writes some songs

- has freckles on his nose

- has a crush on his sbf but will not confess (or will he?)

- dry humor and is extremely funny to his friends

- got a growth spurt over the summer and is really tall

Stan marsh :)

- still depressed but goes to therapy

- band guitarist, lead singer and writes most songs

- dyes his hair a LOT

- Campaigns for causes on his instagram

- probably a vegan

- responds to fan mail a lot

- has a large crush on his sbf but doesn’t know what to do about it

- openly bisexual

- has a good fashion sense

- still good friends with Wendy

- wears nail polish

Eric Cartman

- still bigoted and an asshole (unfortunately)

- still bitter about Heidi

- smells of cheesy poofs and Mountain Dew

- never got his drivers license and begs people to give him rides

- second tallest in the group

- has a lot of acne

- online troll

- getting banned is his hobby

Jimmy Valmer <3

- Has braces

- shaggy hair

- Does comedy shows for charity

- backup singer in the band and plays the drums with Kenny

- sometimes looks on Pinterest for interesting costume ideas to make an entrance to his shows

- dramatic and likeable

- loves his band

- will become a comedian

Clyde Donovan

- good friends with Kenny

- dumb but funny

- great at football and basketball

- wears baseball jackets all the time

- sends dumb memes all the time

- fan of skibidi toilet (this pains me so much)

- Friends with Scott malkinson

- flunked math

- surprising rizz

- always buys magazines from Kenny

Wendy testaburger

- raging feminist

- still wears berets but adds pins to them

- leader of the debate club

- cheer captain

- works at a fancy restaurant

- good friends with Stan

- buys band merchandise to support the band

- donates to charity a lot

- has a tiny crush on Bebe

Bebe Stevens

- has amazing wavy blonde hair

- spends loads of time on TikTok and Pinterest

- watches loads of hair, nails and makeup tutorials

- tans easily

- best friends with Wendy testaburger

- likes Wendy a teensy- weensy- eensy bit

- kind of a feminist

- has 40 k instagram followers

- good cheerleader

Red

- likes red racer

- is dating Kevin stoley

- skater

- has long hair

- wears beanies

- usually nice person

- uses 💀 as a laughing emoji

- Craig tucker’s cousin

Craig tucker

- autistic

- loves space and red racer

- watches red racer with Red

- has red racer merch

- dating Tweek

- has shoulder length fluffy hair

- usually calls Tweek honey, mi amor , etc

- still flips people off a lot and has a shirt of a middle finger that Tweek got him

- has braces

- really empathetic towards Tweek

- dry af texter

- Works at the coffee shop with Tweek

Tweek

- trying not to drink coffee (hard challenge though!)

- dating Craig tucker

- trembles a lot

- bites his nails and stationary

(In the canon he has ADHD so it’s not really a headcanon(

- wears Craig’s hoodies

- surprisingly tough but anxious and paranoid

- does boxing 🥊

- never brushes his hair so it’s really knotty

- works at the coffee shop

- usually calls Craig dude, man, bro , etc

Tolkien

- known for hosting all the parties (classic teen au)

- calm mom friend

- normal person

- voice of reason

- will probably become a lawyer

Scott Malkinson

- Has a crush on Clyde

- Stands up for himself

- has fluffy hair

- Friends with Clyde

- wants to become a filmmaker

- gets beat up a lot

[augustrambles]

MASTERLIST

SERIES love is war , sp dating sim

MAIN FOUR main four trying to get your attention [headcanons] main four w male!reader at a party [story?? im not sure wtf this is]

STAN MARSH

KYLE BROFLOVSKI innocent!reader [smut] kyle x fem!reader [smut] crushing on reader [smut] strong fem reader [headcanons] first time eating out [smut headcanons] kyle w reader who slaps his ass [headcanons] black cat [headcanons] kyle getting caught beating it [smut]

ERIC CARTMAN

KENNY MCCORMICK general headcanons [alphabet]

BUTTERS SCOTCH

CRAIG TUCKER craig crushing on reader [headcanons/oneshot]

CLYDE DONOVAN

TOLKIEN BLACK

TWEEK TWEAK fluff [alphabet]

JIMMY VALMER

WENDY TESTABURGER wendy x fem!reader [smut]

BEBE STEVENS

RANDY MARSH randy marsh x parent!reader [headcanons]

[starrymako]

Any married Creek headcanons?

I have a few! :)

Craig and Tweek move out of south park as soon as they get married. I like to think they have a smaller end wedding with family and friends. (Craig's gang and maybe inviting Stan and Kenny.. because I like the headcanon where Stan is Craig's cousin and Kenny is Tweek's cousin.) They get out of town and move closer to Craig's work. I think he'd be an engineer or technician. Tweek would essentially work from home. I think he'd thrive making sweets for parties as a mini business turned popular local business!

The only people from south park Craig speaks to still are Tolkien and Jimmy. I think he'd have a falling out with Clyde just because Clyde seemed self absorbed in the PC special. (again, my own little hc.) Tweek also talks to Jimmy and Tolkien, but also keeps in contact with Bebe, Wendy, and Nicole.

To add on to their friendships; Craig would make a few friends in his new area but not hang out with them. He's actually a homebody who works and is eager to get home to his husband. Tweek on the other hand makes friends w/ their neighbors who work from home. I like to think one of the neighborhood wives gets Tweek to do yoga to help with his anxiety by himself.

At first their neighbors thought Craig was an un-loving husband because of his stoic / indifferent attitude but they quickly change those rumors when one of the neighbors witnessed Craig attempting to make out with Tweek while he was watering the garden. LOL

Craig and Tweek keep in close contact with Craig's family. Tricia visits their home every other month or so because she has a close bond with Tweek. As for Tweek's family? They get a call during the holidays but that's pretty much it.

During Valentine's Day or one of their birthdays, Craig likes to take Tweek out on dates to festivals or fancy dinners. Tweek on the other hand plans nights at home or finds a hotel outside of town for them to stargaze together.

Craig convinces Tweek to adopt 4-5 guinea pigs. At first Tweek was mortified about the care and attention they'll need, but then found comfort in caring for them all.

Craig's petnames for Tweek: Babe, baby, sweetheart, honey

Tweek's petnames for Craig: Handsome, tiger, sweetheart

Out of the two, Tweek is the stronger one from working in his parents coffee shop for so long. Sometimes Tweek can hug Craig too tightly or lifts him if he's excited. Craig is tall and broad, and can pick up Tweek but not as easily. (he's honestly lazy by heart.. lol)

If y'all want more just lmk!! I have so many hcs LOOL! Creek is my life... especially married creek hehe

[miltonbarbie]

YOOOOO CAN U MAKE SOME BEBE X WENDY HEADCANONS PUH-LEAZEEEE-UH 😭😭😭😭🫢🫢😔😔

Wendy x Bebe headcanons (Bendy) </3

(Aged up 14-15)

Ohh myy godd .. As much as I love Stendy, I prefer Bendy so much more when it comes to the earlier seasons, same with Style.

I can confirm that Bebe and Wendy have so much rizz, so when they both end up rizzing two other pretty bsf's, they get extremely disappointed when they find out that they're dating.

Wendy is an overprotective Girlboss, so whenever she and Bebe go on shopping spree's, she'll start throwing shoes at whoever starts to play w/ her gf 😠😠

Bebe lovess shopping, but she'll also end up suprising Wendy with an ass ton of gifts. Her love language is def gift giving and I sooo stan her for that ..

She's honestly rlly rich so whatever Wendy wants, your getting it in the next 24 hours babe !!

Loves going to parties together, Wendy's more of a bookstore on a saturday typa girl but Bebe's a full on Rockstar gf

I have a headcanon that Bebe smokes because of that one episode.. "Do you even know what Ketamine is??" But she wont act do any hardcore drugs because she knows better, plus Wendy is really good at talking people out of bad situations so its perfect !!

Def has sleepovers at eachothers houses, then they'll end up sneaking out through the window so they can go to Sephora 😍

Calls for HOURSSSS

Cuddling included, they would so watch one of those Cliche Disney romance movies and end up feeding eachother popcorn and chips.

Both huge romantics + Wendy fangirls over everything Bebe does, me personally I think its adorbs asf 😔

Hugs and small kisses in public because they dont want their relationship to be exposed that much to others, more of a private thing but it's def not a secret. They prefer saving the good stuff for parties or truth or dare 🫢💋💋

Linking arms and holds hands in the hallways

Wendy also enjoys tutoring Bebe and letting her borrow notes so she can pass her class

Bebe and Clyde r still friends though, and Wendy n' Stan are too but Stan tries to avoid her sometimes because he doesn't like the awkwardness involved.

Bbg lovesss when Wendy compliments her 24/7, she gets blushy abt it and enjoys her company since she was mostly liked because of her body, and it made her quite insecure for a while.

It took a few months to get them together, because while Bebe was struggling with her self-image, Wendy was having her own emotionally unavailable, on and off boyfriend problems. Until she had enough and ACTUALLY broke up with him. Officially.

Srry its a bit short but I wrote this while having a headache and I was just bored 😭😭

[jewbeloved]

South Park Masterlist 7.0 🎲

Request Rules are here

🥞 The Main Four 🧀

💙 Stan Marsh ❄️

Stan with a s/o who has a phobia of vomit

Stan comforts his male s/o from a nightmare

Stan playing rainbow friends with his s/o

Stan getting used to a British school system

A little edit with Stan

Mysterious Orphanage

Stan hanging out with his s/o at night

💚 Kyle Broflovski 🍀

Kyle with a s/o who twitches

Kyle comforts his male s/o from a nightmare

Kyle with a s/o who is always hungry

Kyle playing rainbow friends with his s/o

Kyle getting used to a British school system

Kyle with a s/o who gets flustered at his actions

Kyle with a autistic s/o who uses communication cards

Kyle with a albino s/o

A little edit with Kyle

Kyle with a Christian s/o who's parents forbid him from seeing them.

Mysterious Orphanage

Kyle hanging out with his s/o at night

❤️ Eric Cartman 🍣

Cartman with a s/o who is always hungry

Cartman playing rainbow friends with his s/o

Cartman getting used to a British school system

Cartman with a s/o who gets flustered at his actions

Cartman with a autistic s/o who uses communication cards

A little edit with Cartman

Mysterious Orphanage

Cartman hanging out with his s/o at night

🧡 Kenny Mccormick 🐁

Kenny with a s/o who twitches

Yandere Kenny with an emotional s/o

Kenny playing rainbow friends with his s/o

Kenny getting used to a British school system

Kenny with a albino s/o

A little edit with Kenny

Mysterious Orphanage

Kenny hanging out with his s/o at night

🍈 Craig and those guys 🍇

💙 Craig Tucker ✨

Craig seeing his s/o in a guinea pig onesie

Craig dating a s/o who is popular

Craig with a s/o who is always hungry

Craig with a autistic s/o who uses communication cards

Craig with a s/o who can make flowers bloom like Isabella

Craig with a s/o who has tourettes syndrome

💛 Tweek Tweak 🍵

Boxer Tweek with his s/o (Art)

Tweek with a gnome s/o who steals his coffee

Tweek with a albino s/o

Tweek with a s/o who can make flowers bloom like Isabella

❤️ Clyde Donovan 🌮

Clyde with a s/o who can make flowers bloom like Isabella

Clyde hanging out with his s/o at night

💜 Tolkien Black 💰

Tolkien with a s/o who can make flowers bloom like Isabella

💛 Jimmy Valmer 🃏

Yandere Jimmy with an emotional s/o

Jimmy with a s/o who can make flowers bloom like Isabella

🧁 Other Characters 🍪

🖤 Wendy Testaburger 📱

Wendy comforts her male s/o from a nightmare

Cuddling headcanons with Wendy

💛 Bebe Stevens 🧭

❤️ Damien Thorn🏮

Damien with a s/o who gets flustered at his actions

Damien with a autistic s/o who uses communication cards

💛 Phillip "Pip" Pirrup ⛲

Yandere Pip with an emotional s/o

Pip playing rainbow friends with his s/o

Pip with a s/o who gets flustered at his actions

Pip with an orphan s/o

💚 Heidi Turner 🍑

Heidi with a albino s/o

🧡 Timmy Burch🪑

💛 Leopold Butters Scotch 🍜

Yandere Butters with an emotional s/o

Butters playing rainbow friends with his s/o

Comforting Butters during his panic attack

Butters with a s/o who can make flowers bloom like Isabella

[eatbabies0]

Yay! Ok ok I'll start now -

These are my trans headcanons:

Kyle as trans FTM (He/him)

Wendy as genderfluid (Pronouns change depending on their preferences. Usually as an indicator for which pronouns he uses, she puts her hair up.)

Marjorine (Butters) as trans MTF (She/her)

Kenny as bigender (He/she but really doesn't care that much)

Tolkien as nonbinary (they/them)

Jimmy as agender (He/they)

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As for my sexuality headcanons: (obviously Tweek and Craig on gay)

Kyle and Clyde as gay

Wendy, Stan, Tolkien, Jimmy, Kenny, and Butters as bisexual

Bebe, Red, and Heidi as Lesbians

Oh and Kyle, Butters, Tolkien and Red as asexual while Tweek and Craig are demisexual- They all actively forget that sex is thing (bc I'm asexual and I want to project on to them)

I also headcanon that in their first year of highschool Kyle and Heidi went out for a while but half way through their years of dating they found out they were gay and lesbian. They found it funny and decided to date for another month and half while they'd laugh and question their life choices. Like "Why the fuck are we still dating Kyle?" "We take wlw and mlm to a whole different level. People wish they were us." "So true- who else wouldn't want to date their gay friend?" "Damn straight." "We're not even straight..." They would love to make jokes about being the biggest heteros in the school.

Kyle and Heidi become best friends sometime in middle school. Heidi found out that Stan had liked Kyle (Because whenever Kyle would hang out with Heidi or Tolkien- she'd caught Kyle just either glaring at them or just looking all mopey.) She'd decide to joke with Kyle about taking the super bestfriend role and thats when Stan would get all defensive like "EH! I'M HIS SUPER BESTFRIEND YOU ARE NOT!! .... Right Kyle?" "Mhm... Right Stan." "SEE!?!"

Based on a fanfiction I've read I think Bebe, Kenny, Tweek (and by default Craig) and Butters are like a friend group. They usually hang at Bebe's or Tweaks Coffee shop. Tweek is all too nervous about everything and usually freaks out about them and especially when Butters goes home (because he fears something will happen to him).

Oh and that Tolkien and Kyle dated in middle school for a little bit with Kyle breaking it off because he felt as if Tolkien had a thing for Clyde (AND TOTALLY NOT BECAUSE HE NOTICED STAN BEING A MOPEY AND HE WANTED TO BE THERE FOR HIM)

Clyde was probably in denial about being gay for the longest time. Like gay gay. He identified as bisexual before because he wanted to be a ladies man.

There is so much more but this looks very scrambled from my pov so I'll just sent this <3 Sorry for typos I did not proof read this lol

GDAMN THATS A LOT!! rlly cool headcanons dude :0 AND STAN BEING DEFENSIVE OVER THE SBF THING LOL i can totally see tht happening teehee (also trans kyle truther 🤝)

[alaskan-wallflower]

South Park pride headcanons

Cartman

Straight

Cis

Lowkey homophobic

(probably identified as super straight for a bit)

was probably that person who used emoji pronouns in their bio as a joke (like 🍗/🍗self)

Stan

Tbh probably straight too

Cis ally

Maybe bi-curious?

He really has only dated Wendy though(?)

Honestly probably toyed around when they broke up, may have dated a guy once or twice

Kyle

Bi, leaning towards girls(?)

Cis

He hasn’t really dated so he often doubts himself, like ‘can I even identify as bi if i haven’t dated’

Subtle ally, doesn’t do anything extreme but probably stands up for gay rights

Tbh probably on the ace spectrum too

Kenny

Pan (pref for girls though)

Cis

Hes messed around with everyone at some point or another

He doesn’t care about gender, he’s just gonna fuck around

Everyone at school knows it, but he doesn’t say anything

Butters

Honestly? Probably ace/pan

Cis (cross dresses sometimes though)

Everyone thought he was a little bit gay so nobody was really shocked

Tbh just wants someone to love him

Doesn’t get to go on many dates (he’s grounded all the time, so-)

Tolkien

Straight

Still dating Nicole

He’s cis

These hdcs are boring af i know-

Tweek

Gay

Maybe he/they? Doesn’t really give a shit

Probably has some form of identity crises weekly

Dates Craig all through middle and high school

Craig

Maybe bi with a VERY strong preference for boys

(just because he was one of the people fighting over Bebe’s boobs, but I think that was the only time he ‘liked’ a girl)

Still dating Tweek

Cis, doesn’t mind he/they though. Prefers he/him

Clyde

Pansexual, methinks?

He/him

Can be very flamboyant, mainly as a joke but people legitimately thought he was gay

He/him

Jimmy

Straight

Cis

Rips on everyone though, but it’s usually funny when he does

Wendy

Bi

Cis

She’s still dating Stan, maybe dated Bebe for a bit..? They decided being friends was better though

Shes a strong ally, probably like that one meme like ‘i am an lgbt ally and this is a safe space’ and the guy pulls out nunchucks-

Bebe

Bi, leaning towards men

Only girl she dated was Wendy

Probably crushes on people a lot though, just doesn’t say anything

Cis

Woll beat the shit out of you if you say anything about her or anyone else in the community tho

Heidi

Maybeeee lesbian?

I can see lesbian Heidi

She/they

Probably is into star signs and crystals

I love her

Red

Lesbian

Cis

Thats all I have to say lmao

[noirvette]

✩°｡⋆⸜ 🎧✮ masterlist!!

MAIN 3:

main 3 + butters gen dating headcanons

main 3 gaming headcanons

main 3 + butters w/ seeing reader in lingerie for the first time [nsfw]

main 3 w/ a reader who gets nonverbal when stressed

STAN MARSH:

stan w/ a plus size fem! reader headcanons

stan band headcanons

KYLE BROFLOVSKI:

kyle w/ a plus size fem! reader headcanons

kyle w/ a tomoko kuroki like reader headcanons

kyle w/ a sick reader

kyle w/ a robot reader

kyle band headcanons

kyle w/ comforting reader dealing w/ academic stress

KENNY MCCORMICK:

kenny w/ a sick reader

kenny w/ a ftm reader

BUTTERS STOTCH:

CLYDE DONOVAN:

clyde band headcanons

clyde gen dating headcanons

CRAIG TUCKER:

poly creek w/ a reader who gets panic attacks often

TWEEK TWEAK:

poly creek w/ a reader who gets panic attacks often

tweek gen dating headcanons

TOLKIEN BLACK:

WENDY TESTABURGER:

BEBE STEVENS:

NICHOLE DANIELS:

nichole band headcanons

HEIDI TURNER:

[dannystheone]

Headcanon request: the main group (including Butters to make things even) and Craig’s gang have a ten-man, no holds barred tickle fight. Which gang wins?

Similar question: they have a series of tickle fights using brackets like March madness. Who wins the championship as the best ler of them all?

You know what, I think I'll need your guy's help with this one!

I've created a bracket of Stan's Gang and Craig's Gang head-to-head against each other

But to make it interesting, I've enlisted the help of some bonus characters as well to even out the odds!

Wendy, Timmy and Bebe have been added to Stan's team, and Scott, Red and Nicole have been added to Craig's team

So what makes this bracket exciting is that depending on your guy's answers, the people that share a team have the chance to go head to head and see who is the better ler between them. So two people from either Stan's gang or Craig's gang could have the chance to battle it out and YOU guys have the power to vote who you think will win!

PLEASE READ CAREFULLY IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO PARTICIPATE! ANYONE CAN JOIN THE VOTING PROCESS:

For this initial voting, I will give everyone three days to vote for who they think will win in the bracket. I will reveal the winners on Tuesday, September 5th. The deadline for votes will end at NOON on Tuesday.

To vote, please leave your answers in my INBOX!! I will tally up the votes and change the bracket accordingly. Please DO NOT vote in the comments, to keep anonymity and to lessen the chances of arguing. And please, I will be going on honor system for any anon comments that everyone will only vote ONCE for who they think will win.

I will give every new bracket change after this initial bracket voting two days to vote. I will add the end voting date as well to clear up confusion

The matchups are as follows:

Stan's Gang-

Kyle v Craig

Stan v Tolkien

Butters v Jimmy

Wendy v Scott

Craig's Gang-

Cartman v Clyde

Kenny v Tweek

Timmy v Red

Bebe v Nicole

VOTING STARTS AS SOON AS THIS IS POSTED! LET THE TICKLE GAMES BEGIN!! GOOD LUCK STAN AND CRAIG GANG

[vikkirosko]

UHH- hello! I been a fan of your writing for a while, and since i noticed your requests are currently open, i though i might aswell try to request something.

So, i would like to request a headcanon of South Park Pip, Gregory and Wendy(i'm not quite sure of your limit of characters per request, so i'll stick to these three. In any case this might be too much it can be just Pip) with a s/o who showers them in big theatrical romantic gestures(such as dedicating plays to them, singing romantic ballads outside their window, going down on one knee in public and just professing her undying love for them etc). 🎭

Hi! I'm glad you like what I'm writing! I hope these headcanons turned out no worse

Headcanons Theatrical romance

📚 Wendy Testaburger x Reader 📱

Wendy realized that the relationship with you would be bright even at the moment of your declaration of love to her. You did it at school by asking her to meet you at the gym. There was no one there and you got down on one knee in front of her, after which you read her a romantic poem of your own, in which you confessed your feelings to her. It was only a little later that she found out that you originally planned to confess to her in front of the whole school, but then changed your mind, not wanting to put public pressure on her

You didn't hide your feelings towards Wendy even when you were in public and your ways of showing them to her were full of theatrics. You could sing her a love ballad under the window in the evening, when you were sure that she was at home, confessed your eternal love to her at school. Wendy was pleased to receive such romantic attentions, even though sometimes it seemed to her that you were overdoing it with theatrical romance

You often staged school plays. Perhaps it was because of your love of the theater that your displays of feeling resembled participation in a theatrical production. Your plays were dedicated to Wendy, which you didn't hesitate to talk about before the plays began. She was your muse, the one who inspired you to create and you didn't hide it from her

Wendy loved what you did for her. Bebe often told her that you were like a character from a romantic movie and Wendy never denied it. You were able to show your feelings beautifully, even though sometimes you overdid the theatrics

🗡 Gregory of Yardale x Reader ⛸️

When Gregory started studying at a new school, he met you. You studied with him in the same class and often staged school plays. You really liked the theater and Gregory realized how strong this love was when you started dating, because very often your manifestations of feelings for him were filled with theatricality

You dedicated every theatrical production to Gregory. You always changed the original scripts of the plays a little to make them more lively and spending time with Gregory inspired you. You openly talked about who made this or that play appear on the stage, and every time you talked about Gregory, who gave you the very inspiration that you sometimes missed so much

You often showed your feelings for Gregory in a variety of ways. You could sing a love ballad under his window, you could get down on one knee in front of him to read him a love poem or kiss his hand. You didn't hesitate to confess your eternal love to him, and Gregory always returned the favor, unable to restrain a smile

Gregory has often shown you his feelings too. His displays of affection weren't as theatrical as yours, but his displays of love were full of romance. You understood each other's feelings perfectly and were good at showing them to each other

🇬🇧 Pip Pirrup x Reader 🎀

In the eyes of your classmates, both you and Pip were strange, albeit for different reasons. You stood out among your classmates because of your love of the theater. You often staged theatrical productions at school, where your classmates had to go, and Pip was the one who genuinely liked these productions. And you genuinely liked Pip. You dated and you didn't hide your relationship or your feelings for Pip

You often told him about your eternal love, regardless of whether you were on a date, at school, or just spending time together at home. You weren't shy about other people, and when someone said something unpleasant about your relationship, you were like a knight, ready to defend Pip and your relationship. Several times you sang romantic ballads under his windows, which greatly embarrassed him

Another manifestation of your feelings were your performances in the theater. You've always dedicated them to him, ever since the moment you fell in love with him. Pip was embarrassed to feel the eyes of others on him, but he smiled at you anyway. The fact that you dedicated productions to him warmed his heart and made him smile sincerely, which no amount of embarrassment could hide

You were happy together, despite the giggles from your classmates. He genuinely liked your theatrical displays of affection for Pip. He didn't dare to show so openly how much he liked you, but you knew that your feelings were mutual and that was enough for you

[tiniedemon]

— ♡

dating headcanons

wendy testaburger & bebe stevens

— ♡

wendy

— probably loves going thrifting with you

— super sweet to you all the time

— but is also insanely protective and possessive

— will threaten anyone and everyone who looks at you in a way she doesn't like

— a physical touch and acts of service girly

— loves holding hands and cuddling

— also really loves kissing you but prefers to do it in private because it's more intimate for her

— good morning and goodnight paragraphs are a regular from her

— she also writes you love letters for no special reason other than she loves you

— she's pretty insecure after her longterm relationship with stan so she's constantly asking for and giving reassurance

— i imagine the two of you probably went to protests after roe v wade

— you made a date out of making protest signs

— probably dragged bebe, nichole, and red along

— dates are usually a nice dinner followed by a night walk around town

— wendy is a big spoon

bebe

— shopping dates all the time

— she ended things with clyde but still got the discount on shoes since they were still friends

— she loves online shopping for things you might like

— bebe is the type to spoil you rotten

— it helps that she has pretty wealthy parents to fund her

— she probably got a part time job just to buy you pretty things that her parents wouldn't pay for

— she loves holding hands and kissing you in public

— her love languages are physical touch and gift giving

— if she's not connected to you in some way she feels panicked

— she loves taking you out to fancy dinners

— but her favorite dates are nights in with rom coms and takeout

— the two of you probably have a joint social media account

— it's pretty much just pictures of the two of you being cute

— she prides herself in being the most desirable couple in south park

[desolateddreamur]

South Park fic masterlist

Stan Marsh

Dear Diary (Oneshot)

Kyle Broflovski

Following Your Advice (Oneshot)

Paper Trail (Oneshot)

Kenny McCormick

Pick It Up (Oneshot)

Butters Stotch

This is How You Villain (Oneshot)

A to Z Fluff (Headcanon)

Craig Tucker

Comfort Tactics (Headcanon)

Clyde Donovan

Damien Thorn

Fluff Dating (Headcanon)

Tweek Tweak

Tolkien Black

Jimmy Valmer

Michael Adams

Scott Malkinson

Pete Thelman

Pip Pirrup

First Date (Headcanon)

Christophe The Mole

Anonymous Love Letters (Headcanon)

Gregory of Yardale

Thomas

Wendy Testaburger

Bebe Stevens

Heidi Turner

Henrietta Biggle

Red McArthur

Nicole Daniels

Leslie

Creek (Craig x Tweek) poly

Dip (Damien x Pip) poly

Dating Dip (Headcanon)

Stendy (Stan x Wendy) poly

[alister312]

HELLOGE!!!!! here are the list of ships and characters i would like to hear about from you! i would love to read your insights and thoughts about them as i feel like i could appreciate a new understanding from another perspective!

ships:

- bendy

- k2

- creek

- tolkyde

characters:

- kyle broflovski

- stan marsh

- wendy testaburger

- nichole daniels

- tolkien black

- craig tucker

DONT FEEL PRESSURED TO DO ALL OF THEM. Do the ones you really want to do!!!!!!! <33333 HAIII X3

RIN I LOVE YOU SO I WILL DO MY BEST TO ANSWER ALL OF THEM

OK IM WRITING THIS AS IM POSTING TO SAY THAT I DID ANSWER ALL OF THEM AND IT'S. well it's a lot 😅 and since i care about my followers' dashes i'm putting it all below the cut.

Bendy is a ship that I’ve mentioned before that I’m fairly neutral on, mostly because I’ve got a number of ships for Bebe and Wendy I much prefer for both of them… pretty much all of them being het ships actually? I hardcore headcanon both of them as being bi but having a preference for guys. I think if they were to get together, it’d be something neither of them expect, but it’d just sort of… happens. Like they’re talking to one another about dating or something and they both come to the realization that what they want out of a relationship is what they already have with each other. I think sort of because of that they’d never officially get married? That, or they’d do a courthouse marriage. No big fancy ceremony. They’re very loving and supportive of each other and are almost always on the same page. The strike me as the type to actually be more of a career power couple than adopt, but if they did they’d be the best moms.

K2 is one of those ships that I’ve mostly shipped because others shipped them so, I’ll be honest, I haven’t bounced them around my brain that much! I do see them as the type who always have each other’s back which I think is a very good foundation for a relationship. I love Stan, but I don’t think he quite understands like Kyle and Kenny can and always are trying to do for others. I think they’d get into fights a lot initially, but eventually they realize that they want the same thing but they just have different approaches. After that, they rarely fight except for the occasional Big Fight mostly about expectations they have for one another. They’re both very confident in themselves and their actions though, so they wouldn’t bend much for the other and ultimately they both really respect that about one another.

It’s honestly hard to say more about Creek, because what can I say that countless other fans (and perhaps even the show itself) haven’t said better? I suppose what I can say is that my favorite flavor of Creek is Impastor (mostly bc of my love of religious imagery in stuff). I just love the idea of both of them defying everything everyone else expects of them for each other. I suppose they already sort of did that in real life, but it’s just fun to put it into a grander, cosmic scale for me. I do ultimately see them as being extremely domestic though, whether regular or Impastor. I feel like they’ve got dads of a daughter sort of energy? Of course they are the ultimate guinea pig dads but I think they’d also make good real human child dads as well! Tweek is absolutely the fun dad in their duo.

Tolkyde!! I always saw it called Tyde back in the day… but anyway, I always felt very “meh” on this ship for the longest time until I read a very good fic exploring the two of them (if it wasn’t untitled i’d plug it). Anyway, I think especially once Craig and Tweek start dating, Clyde struggles not having someone he can always rely on. Not that Craig wouldn’t be there for him, but I think Craig would emotionally struggle handling both Tweek and Clyde sometimes and he may unintentionally prioritize Tweek. This would lead Clyde to start looking for someone else when he gets upset and Tolkien is always down to help out. Clyde would probably struggle with really opening up, worrying that Tolkien will find him too much like Craig did, but Tolkien is much more emotionally available and that would help Clyde a lot. I think Tolkien also really needs to chill out and relax with someone who is more normal (aka not South Park levels of crazy) and Clyde is kind of average as they come, in a good refreshing kind of way. They aren’t endgame, but I think they both look back on their time together fondly.

Ok now on to characters!!

Oh Kyle… such a little guy and yet so constantly clamored over by fans from all corners of the fandom. For starters, I guess I should say that I think he’s 100% gay. Maybe tries dating girls in middle school, but it doesn’t work out. The other thing I feel the most confident saying about him is that he’s a family man. That’s been proven time and time again, but I feel it always bears repeating. He cares very deeply about his relationship with his parents and brother, and once he’s a dad, I imagine a lot of his personality does revolve around the fact that he is a dad. I don’t want to say that he’s on constantly, because that makes it sound like his familial love is a chore or fake and I don’t think it is, but I do think he puts a lot of focus on it. I do think that, because of that, him doing something with helping families in the future makes a lot of sense. Whether it’s a guidance counselor like in Post Covid or a marriage counselor, I think he’d be compelled to help others understand the value of family and togetherness like he values them.

Stan is your classic kind-hearted quarterback, the kind of guy who goes to the big game afterparty but will leave early if the person who he came with isn’t having a good time, even though he is. Perhaps controversial, but I like a bit of alcoholism mixed in with my jock Stan. I don’t love seeing him hopeless, I want him to have a happy ending, but I think Stan is someone who is often his own worst enemy. I think he gets too in his own head and he’d probably find something kind of freeing about having his thoughts a little muddled. This would freak Kyle out which would definitely make Stan turn himself around because, whether he and Kyle are dating or not, I think Stan always puts a lot of value on Kyle’s opinion of him. I can sort of imagine a life for Kyle without Stan there, but I can’t really imagine a life for Stan without Kyle there.

I love regular Wendy but honestly I sometimes I love genderfluid Wendyl more. Perhaps it’s because she’s a girl written by men who grew up in the 70s and 80s, but so many of Wendy’s internal struggles are tied to her being A Girl and needing to act the part. Whether that’s worrying about her image and photoshop or relationship woes based in her expectations for herself that she must “fix” someone, Wendy seems very upset with the idea of how she should be. I understand that women can continue to be women while also bucking gender roles, but from a self projection standpoint I like the idea of Wendyl coming to the realization that the reason (s)he disliked all the complicated rules is because (s)he just disliked gender generally, for themself at least. If she were to continue being a cis woman, then she absolutely would be the type to wear it on her sleeve. Absolutely not in a TERFy way, but in the sense that she’d be very vocal and proud about being an accomplished woman (and she would be accomplished, no doubt there).

One of my favorite headcanons I have about Nichole is that she’d be a career podcaster. She’d probably start out as an actual play podcaster with all the girls from the TTRPG club but I think she’d move on from there to have a comedy/commentary podcast and then just keep making more short podcast series about cool stuff. From there she’d probably transition into voiceover work and then writing for shows, or maybe she’d become a host personality for TV. I just think there’s something about her energy that would have people wanting to listen to her no matter what she ends up doing. There’s also just something about Nichole that makes me feel like she’d fit really well in the entertainment world. But no matter what she does, she does continue podcasting, especially to keep in touch with old friends from South Park.

I think Tolkien would be the most likely to break free from South Park, in the sense that he’d be able to get rid of that “weird small town” vibe that all of them definitely have. Like, he could go to college and be a normal guy who just occasionally pulls these wild stories out of nowhere and everyone stares at him incredulously. He’d still hang out with everyone when he’s back home, but somehow he’s managed to be both South Park normal and Normal normal. Tolkien has East Coaster energy anyway, maybe New England or New York, so if anyone is actually permanently moving out of the town, it’s him.

I know many people love the idea of Craig going to work at NASA in the future, but I really love filmographer Craig a lot! I think he’d only ever produce very underground indie stuff, but I think it’d be super helpful for him to remove himself from a situation and study his feelings for it through a camera. Obviously he’s working on his emotions via Tweek, but even still I think he’d like the initial sense of detachment he can give himself. In addition to that, I think he’d be very into media analysis. He’d be that guy who makes hours long video analysis essays about media that no one cares about except for him. It’s a good balance between creativity and logic that I think Craig can really appreciate.

[thelovelybitten]

random stendy headcanons (12:00 am edition) (pt 1 out of ???)

hi everyone, I’ve just passed 2 months with stendy in my life and I’m just feelin’ slapping down some hcs for no reason

cw: mentions of drinking, s*x and unaliving

junior high stendy would be just so messy

like they wouldn’t date in junior high just bc they broke up so much as kids

they rekindle in high school for maybe a year and a half

then SHIT GOES DOWNNNNN

Wendy drags his ass and Stan makes sure he does the same

everyone else in the school LIVES FOR THE DRAMAAAA

never to be mentioned again until college (two years in)

stan is such a clingy boy when it comes to wendy, physical touch is a must

wendy secretly likes being pampered by stan when she’s having a bad day

in turn she does it for him too

stan and wendy have a tradition of ice skating every winter on starks pond and it is SO CUTE

they are so touchy feely (but in certain places, lol— don’t wanna make the friends cringe bc they are eskimo kissing or sumth)

kyle hates wendy so god damn much until they finally get together for good. even them being together again is a touchy subject

therefore bebe should hate stan ??? wrong. both bebe AND TWEEK hate stan. they are her defence brigade. craig has been a hater of the core 5, so since he's tweeks bf, he's automatically a wendy advocate.

i think stan and wendy would enjoy watching survivor for no reason other than stan yelling at the screen at all the betrayals and idol plays (and then saying it's a dumb show but then is screaming abt it again LMAO)

stan: I could do this easy, football drills have prepped me for this shit

also stan: can't be bothered LMAO

bebe and kyle sometimes come over to watch too !!!! mostly bc bebe and wendy are super fans, haha

wendy and stan are opposites when drinking, obvs wendy is a lightweight and stan is a heavyweight (thanks randy gdi)

wendy will try to one-up stan in a drinking contest and fails almost every single time

besides one night at their high school after grad party when they were pissed at each other... don't compete w wendy when she's pissed ok

other than that, they’re super all over each other drunk

probably would fuck in the bathroom or sumth

wendy would like moscow mules, not too sweet, but not too bitter

stan is a beer drinker until he dies, the stronger the better. during his depressive episodes, he will drink abt an ounce of everclear bc it's faster and makes him feel nothing.

wendy forbids him from drinking it but she knows stan doesn't care, esp in his dark times

kyle, kenny and wendy are the only people who are there when stan almost dies from alc. poisoning. he basically tried to unalive himself in front of his mirror with a razor blade, but was found just in time by his dad before he bled out.

all 3 kiddos are scarred by this. but they make sure stan goes to therapy and recovers well, esp. kyle, who takes stan to his appointments at the therapist's office every week.

wendy is the one who manages his prescriptions until stan recovers

and kenny makes sure his parents know everything that goes on with stan, only if it's causing him or someone else harm. he's the source of light, in all honesty (as he should be, that's my mf son)

sorry I'm ending this v dark but I didn't want to make this too lengthy

:D more soon